Forget TMI. I devoted today to cleaning around the house and because of this decided to wear comfortable shorts which did not have pockets. Throughout the course of the day I had to go in and out of the house, so I needed my keys on me. Having a lack of pockets complicated matters for me until I realized something…. On my keys I have a container of sabre pepper spray so I have the wonderful Idea to stick the thing down the backside of my shorts and let the keys just dangle outside almost like a metallic tail. The weight of the can and retention from the elastic band kept it in decently in place so I went about my business. Eventually I decide to sit down on a rock pile outside my house and feel wetness followed by an intense burning sensation.
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