I lost my virginity to a man with a huge penis. Watching porn made me uncomfortable so I always just read erotica. I could barely open my jaw far enough to the get the thing in my mouth. We could only have sex in missionary position because everything else hurt so badly. I was not particularly impressed with intercourse or giving oral, for that matter. The rest of my relationships have been with men with normal size penises. I found out, holy shit, having sex with them is fucking easy. Give me a normal dick any day.

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It turned out that the "tree" in question was 9 inches long, and that the year-old American really enjoyed planting it. I could feel inches of him pushing down my throat and then sliding back out. It was a huge turn on, and got me really excited to have sex. This was a pivotal moment for Alicia.
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After every sexual escapade my friends and I enjoyed in college, we'd ask each other one very big, important question: "Was he packing the heat? It's almost comical to think having a big penis equates to good sex, because, honestly -- and this is something I wish I could scream at my early something self -- that's just total bullshit. Because those are still great. But it does mean how you use it will almost always trump size. And sometimes too big can be, well, a problem. Just ask these nine gals who agreed to share their too-big-penis horror stories. One way big dicks totally suck is for blow jobs.
Ah, men. We're a simple creature sometimes. And we're never simpler than when we're thinking about size. Generally, one very particular size. There is not man out there who hasn't wondered, at some point, how their penis size measures up. Who hasn't measured their own, then questioned whether they're measuring from the correct point, and tried to steal an extra inch by sliding the ruler further down for those in doubt, you do it from the top, starting where penis meets torso. Well, ideal-penis-size-questioning-men, you need wonder no more. Sound the klaxons, scream it from the mountaintops, gather the villagers from their huts and clink every glass in the cabinet, for we have found the FINAL and official word on the ideal penis size and it is dogma. It is 6.